» Q: How many Liverpool by Stephen
Q: How many Liverpool supporters does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: 96. One to change it and 95 to get killed in the crush when the whole city turns up to watch.
Note: Topical to the Hillsborough disaster.
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» Why Christmas trees are better than men (adult) by Clifford
- A Christmas tree is always erect.
- Even small ones give satisfaction.
- A Christmas tree stays up for 12 days and nights.
- A Christmas tree always looks good - even when it's lit.
- A Christmas tree is always happy with its
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» Forgive Me Father by Salvador
About a month ago, a man in Amsterdam felt that he needed to confess, so he went to his priest, "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. During WWII I hid a refugee in my attic."
"Well," answered the priest, "that's not a sin."'
"But I made hi
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» About Last Night by Lola Porter
As I lay on my bed, thinking about you, I feel this strong urge to grab you and squeeze you, because I can't forget last night.You came to me unexpectedly during the balmy and calm night, and what happened in my bed still leaves a tingling sensation in
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» Entra un gamín a un by Billy
Entra un gamín a un bus y se para al lado de un señorita muy elegante y bien vestida.
La muchacha saca un perfume de su bolsa y comienza a aplicárselo. El gamín se le queda viendo fijamente sin perder ningún detalle, hasta que ella molesta l
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» 101 Ways to Impress your Lover by Serena
Most Romantic/Passionate/Sweet Things
To Do For Your Girlfriend/Boyfriend
(101 steps to having a good relationship)
- Watch the sunset together.
- Take showers together.
- Back rubs/massages.
- Listen to classical music and cuddle
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» Cooking by Nicholas Fleming
Yo mamma is such a bad cook that even the cockroaches throw up!
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» Mercedes Benz Driving Test by Vincent Shelton
- 1. Before changing lanes you should:
- (A) signal.
(B) check for traffic.
(C) both a & b.
(D) just swing into the lane without doing either a or b.
- 2. The top light on a traffic signal is:
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» A Woman's Rule of Thumb by Marvin Hoover
A Woman's Rule of Thumb:
If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it.
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» Estaban en un coche una by Lloyd Stephenson
Estaban en un coche una vieja, una chica que estaba muy bien, un argentino y un brasileño. El coche entró en un túnel muy obscuro. Se escuchó un beso y en seguida el sonido de una cachetada.
La vieja penso: "Qué carácter el de esta chica. Uno
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